Unemployed Face Job Discrimination

"Makes sense to me. At my all-you-can-eat
restaurant, we require you to show up full."

"As the head of a company myself, yes, I'd
prefer that applicants already have jobs. Either that, or no work
experience, an Ivy League diploma, and an entitled, overly confident
attitude."

"And here I thought the trouble was me being
a disabled, sixty-year-old black man." 

(From the Onion)